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My mother wanted me to become a nun. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Ya'll all be laughin, but I think I see the light! It makes perfect sense, don't it? Another hurdle is that often only men with fertility problems have their sperm checked.
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And about the phallus-worship in ancient cultures. I spent most of my money on wine, women, and song, and wasted the rest. Won't You Be My Neighbor? And now that you are a giant, why do you even doubt victory against smaller numbers and wider margins? You don't know nothin'. More Dave Barry Quotes 0.
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